First dates can be a bit awkward, but what you certainly don’t expect is having your date brag about littering or share their thoughts on Armageddon right off the bat. Even though these sound pretty weird, we can’t say those dates were a waste of time. Because now the Reddit users who’ve met these peculiar people surely have some entertaining stories to tell!
We really couldn`t keep this treasure to ourselves. Here are some of the juiciest ones!
It read something to the effect of: “FYI this account is operated by my father. I do not have the password, and he will be the one checking it. You will have to meet with him one-on-one at least once before you get to meet me, with him present. Do not message me if you’ve ever cheated, or if you’re divorced for any reason other than your wife abandoned you.” @AssistantManagerMan
She right away wanted to change her Facebook status to us being together. The drinks hadn’t even arrived yet… @Nubsche
I was on a meet-the-parents dinner date with my high school boyfriend. We get to the restaurant and I notice that my chemistry teacher from the year prior was also out to dinner there. Turns out that my teacher was his dad. I scraped through chemistry with a ’D’ only because I flirted heavily with the teacher. @R1fl3Princ355
I went out to dinner with a guy I had only met quickly once before. First, we go to dinner, which is ok, nothing special. It was a little awkward. At the end of dinner, he asks me if I like Dance Dance Revolution. I was like, “Uh, sure, why not.” He then proceeds to tell me that he is really good at it and wants to show me.
So after dinner, he takes me to an arcade where he spends the next 30 minutes playing/dancing to Dance Dance Revolution while I watch. He never asks if I want to play, he just wants me to watch him. After that, I was ready to go home. I never went out with him again. @Flowersinhercurls
I was 15 and was going to meet up with this girl downtown for a movie and maybe some dinner. Then my mom dropped me off at the wrong theater. I wound up watching The Mighty Ducks 3 all by myself that night. @sentondan
“OK…. err- that’s unusual,” I say, trying to get things back on track. “No, listen, LISTEN. It’s my lifetime ambition to touch the same whale TWICE. They are very intelligent animals and remember you. You are friends with a whale for life if you touch it twice.” Taken aback, I just grinned, thinking she was joking. She wasn’t. Then she got offended I didn’t share her whale dream & walked back inside. @NineFeetUnderground
Online dating: We met for coffee and walked the beach. It immediately started to not go well. We disagreed about almost everything. He even mocked my religious beliefs. After walking for a while, he asked if I wanted to sit on a beach. I couldn’t believe he wanted this nightmare to last longer. I obliged.
He set his coffee cup down and it blew away, but not far. I said, “Oh no your cup blew away.” He looked, shrugged, and ignored it. “I litter all the time. Yeah, like if I have a bag of McDonald’s trash, I’ll just throw it out the window. That’s what prisoners are for.” @AbbyVanBuren
Normally I’m up for this, but things aren’t going anywhere. We finish, I’m waiting for the bill and she pulls out her phone and says that she has to go, so I said, “Ok, as soon as the bill comes, I’ll take you home.” She looks at me and says, “I’m ok, my boyfriend is here to pick me up,” and she just walked away. @noideatoday
I showed up for a date with a girl I met on the internet. She shows up with a dude. I expected me to pay for them both to eat and drink for the evening. @LittleBeauCreep
She showed up with her twin sister, and they asked if I’d be cool with dating both of them because they share everything. @air-
I was already on a date with someone when they get a call, and ask me, “Is it okay if my kid joins us?” Sure whatever. So we go to a place to meet the sitter and pick up the kid. Turns out the sitter is her ex-husband, with blue hair and a beer gut. Still living the punk life I guess. I shook his hand, knowing I’ll definitely never see any of these people again.
Anyway, her kid was like 2 and we took him to a carnival… where I saw that blue-haired dad again… on his own date with a girl. Hilarious. @ravioli_king
As soon as I sat down, both of them tried to recruit me to be a part of one of those pyramid marketing schemes. After I declined and went home, I would get texts regularly over the next month asking me what went wrong and why I didn’t want to make all this easy money. I’m pretty sure I didn’t even get to order dinner either. @jex_head